Q: What do you call a Mexican jedi?
A: Obi-Juan Kenobi
Q: Why did the Jedi cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark Side.
Q: What do you call the website that divulges the secrets of the Galactic Empire?
Q: Why is Yoda so good at gardening?
A: Because he has a green thumb
Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?
A: At the Darth Maul, of course.
Q: What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?
A: Vader Tots
Q: How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?
A: With Ewokie Talkies
Q: What do you call a Sith who won’t fight
A: A Sithy.
Q: Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?
A: Darth Waiter (Also acceptable Luke Dishwasher)
Q: What do you call a pirate droid?